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You never stress me out, which is why it feels foreign to say your beautiful name when I feel stressed.” Works like a charm.
“Only a lesbian could think of that,” my friend Kevin said to me when I told him how I got out of calling my girlfriend the wrong name. I used to think if I blew off a date or didn’t text the girl I lusted over back, she would like me more.
Luckily orgasms feel better than acrylic nails taste. I didn’t even know what a dental dam was when I was 21.
I’m amazed I made it out of my slutty phase (I say “slut” in an empowered way! I thought it was something they stuck in your mouth at the dentist. Just because society associates femininity with weakness doesn’t mean I have to play the role. I wear heaps of mascara, look great in pale pink, AND can rescue myself from any kind of disaster.
He's recently signed up for the fourth series of Celebs Go Dating in a bid to find romance.
Ollie's signing comes after he launched his own dating app Chappy.
Just like many of his Made In Chelsea co-stars, Ollie has used his fame to launch his television career.
He has become something of a reality telly regular, appearing in Britain’s Got More Talent and Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls.
It just makes her think that you’re a manipulative little twerp, and she doesn’t have time for that, OK?During his time on Made in Chelsea, Ollie came out as bisexual.Before diving into reality TV, Ollie worked on the nightclub scene and spent five years running venues on the Kings Road and in Mayfair.“Owen, I’m in love” I once slurred to my best friend at the now-defunct Williamsburg gay bar “Sugarland.” The next morning I woke with my heart pounding and my mouth as dry as the Sahara desert.
I was suddenly flooded with embarrassing memories of pronouncing my love to a girl whose name or face I could not remember.
None of my friends will talk to me because I drunkenly hooked up with one of their exes.” I gazed into my filthy Converse sneakers wondering how the hell they got so dirty. Don’t shit where you eat.” And just like that, she was gone.